BenCorp Integrated Consulting · Form BC-INQ-1981 · Confidential

Prospect inquiry form

Bio-Integrated Consulting Unit Engagement Request

Rev. 4 · Synergized 1981 · Approved: Gerald (pending) · Filed: Patricia

Instructions: Please complete this form in full. Incomplete submissions will be returned via inter-departmental post (allow 6–8 weeks). BenCorp reserves the right to assign any available Consulting Unit regardless of preference indicated. Gary is not available. Do not ask about Gary.

Field 1 — Full name (surname, given) *COL 1–30Field 2 — Organisation / company designation *COL 31–60Field 3 — Operational challenge / presenting problem *COL 61–80 × 4Field 4 — Preferred consulting unit *

By submitting this form, the undersigned acknowledges that BenCorp units operate on a Perpetual Engagement basis and that all outcomes — including structural failure, existential dread, and Gerald taking credit — are the sole responsibility of the client organisation. Carl is still not coming back.

Processing time: 6–8 weeks · Results not guaranteed · Gerald will not respond