BenCorp IT Consulting — Electronic Data Processing Division
Document ref: BENC-LEGAL-2017-GB · Issued: February 2017
Corporate Memo
Classification: BenCorp Internal — Sealed. Do Not Ask.
Unit Gary — Separation from Service
Created a situation. Not missed. Documentation sealed.
Preamble
The GARY Gallbladder Storage Unit was separated from service in February 2017 following an incident that the legal team has advised us not to describe in detail. Gary stored bile. Gary released bile at inopportune moments. Gary created a situation.
[ 001 ] — Disposition
The enterprise has functioned without Gary since February 2017 and has, if anything, experienced fewer situations as a result.
BenCorp Records reserves a particular silence for February 2017. The enterprise is welcome to ask about Gary, will be thanked for asking, and will then experience that silence.
[ 002 ] — Closing
Gary is not missed. BenCorp has moved on. BenCorp would appreciate it if you would also move on.
— BenCorp Legal. This memorandum is sealed. Reproduction is not the issue. Asking is the issue.
Reproduction without written consent from Gerald is prohibited. Gerald has not consented to anything since 1962.