Personnel registry · Form BC-UNIT-1981
Consulting units.Installed, not hired.
Eleven specialised Bio-Integrated Consulting Units form one organism. The twelfth chair is occupied by Gary. Gary is greyed out. Gary is not discussed.
Organism topology — synergized 1981 · eleven units, one chassis
Gary omitted by legal. Carl marked pending replacement.
Gerald
Cognitive Processing Unit
“47 simultaneous decision threads. Zero accountability.”
Open unit fileCarl
Sr. Pump Operator
Vacancy: filled · 30 days
“43 years of uninterrupted service. Replacement fits around the waist.”
Open unit fileKaren
HR Filtration System
“Automatic separation of undesirable workplace elements.”
Open unit fileFrank
Detox & Waste Management
“Has seen everything. Holds every grudge. Moonlights as the bar.”
Open unit fileLinda & Larry
Intake Specialists (×2)
“Dual-channel intake. One channel has a complex about the other.”
Open unit fileStan
Processing Manager
“Peak performance: tacos. Worst day: salad.”
Open unit filePatricia
Chief Accountant
“Nobody knows what she does until she stops.”
Open unit fileSteve
Chief Structural Officer
“"I'm fine." (He is not fine.)”
Open unit fileBarry
Director of Urgent Affairs
“Leaves every meeting 20 minutes early. No concept of convenient timing.”
Open unit fileSimon
Director of Communications
“Takes 6 metres to say what others say in 6 words.”
Open unit fileLeo
Chief Closing Officer
“Has the last word. Always. Results are... definitive.”
Open unit fileGary
Bile Storage
Separated · Feb 2017
“Created a "situation." Not missed.”
File sealed — open anyway